4. You found blueprints for nuclear power plants in his litter box.

Oh, I can relate. We just bought a new plant + plant stand from Ikea a few weeks ago. Not only did the cats snack on half the plant (and later leave little mushy piles of it regurgitated on my rugs), they also managed to topple the plant stand and smash the pot. Gotta love em.

It seems every so often cats just need to do crazy shit that gets them into trouble.
My roommate a few years back had this cat that would steal a selection of my bras and run up and down the stairs with it in his mouth.
Now I hear he drags the bathroom rug out into the living almost daily.
Mine is currently eating all my house plants.

Lol, awwww. Despite their silliness and clumsiness, cats are just tooo cute! :)

xoxo,
Noelani

He is a handsome little devil! We've been thinking about adopting a little cat buddy - or catching one... I have it in my mind that if I can catch a cat I deserve to keep it, but my boyfriend isn't so fond of that idea - but for now, living vicariously through other people's cats and their goofball antics is enough!

Oh my. A two part series. I guess he likes the attention?! I was attacked by a cat once; that was scary!

What a doll. Little punk. I've given up on having house plants, among other things. Ah the sacrifices for having our precious little fur-babies.

Yesterday, I accidentally left my sock/tights draw open about half an inch. When I came home from work, Smudge had pulled three pairs of tights and about a dozen socks out of the drawer and scattered them all over the floor.

BAD KITTY!

Wow, he actually carried it around?! My cats are totally guilty of just nibbling on the plants constantly. I remember several years ago I came home to a sad bamboo plant that was just one stick--- the leaves and green had been completely gnawed off.

As a cat owner, your Mister Scooty Boots shit lists made me laugh. But I totally think it's weird that he bit you on the butt under the covers....

There must be something in air! My male cat has been full of mischief lately!

That is hilarious. My cat totally sucked last year until we switched her to an electric feeder. She would wake us up at 4 or 5 AM. If we didn't feed her, she would try to wake up our sleeping baby!

OKAY, how did I not know about your blog until now? Is this we they felt when we learned the the earth is not flat? Officially subscribed. Boom.

Haha, glad you found me, Chipperthings!

Boy cats are kind of dumb, as far as cats go, but still loads smarter than dogs. I bet Jeremy just blamed the cat...he is a dick like that sometimes.

Also you people stop letting your cats eat houseplants/flowers...many of them are poisonous.

Train (haha) your cat, put them out of reach or give them access to healthy plants like cat nip and cat safe grasses. They will prefer the stuff that doesn't make them projectile vomit.