Wednesday, February 15, 2012

How Wheat Ruined My Valentine's Day

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Something has happened to me lately where I've completely lost the energy to be enthusiastic about any given holiday.

Like on Halloween, for example, the idea of a couples costume (Me: TSA Agent / Jeremy: Traveler) sounded so rad - but the idea of executing said costume and finding a party made me tired. And it would've been so easy! I mean - blue latex gloves and a suitcase and frisky hands.

And then Christmas - I barely had the energy to unfold our 18" metallic trees.

And the expectations that come with New Year's always leaves me feeling overwhelmed. I'm like a possum that plays dead when over stimulated.

So yesterday was Valentine's Day and I felt totally neutral about it. I wasn't hating on it like a good feminist and anti-consumer should. But I wasn't loving on it like a good blogger should. I was excited when my new designer brought me a cupcake and when my mailman brought me the cutest card ever (by Rifle Paper Co.) from Carina. But overall I felt just sort of "meh" about the whole thing. And then I started feeling guilty about my lack of enthusiasm.

So when it came to celebrating with my valentine ... it was a normal Tuesday. We did a normal workout (P90X2 is getting intense, y'all) and I made a normal dinner - this soup. I decided to make our meal somewhat special and throw what little festive energy I had into making some quick bread (Parathas). That's right - we celebrated Valentine's Day with gluten. We watched 30 Rock and I fought with Dinahsaur for space next to Jeremy on the couch. I decided to get in the Love Day mood with strawberries (the most romantic fruit ever, right?) and coconut cream with cinnamon - and a couple glasses of Shiraz. And just when I thought this Tuesday might cross over into Valentine's Day territory (frisky hands aren't just for TSA costumes on Halloween) I became sleepy. And bloated. I knew I shouldn't have had that gluten. And that's where the story of our normal Tuesday that happened to be on Valentine's Day concludes. I crawl in bed and fall fast asleep. End scene.

But all of that said - I'm glad a normal Tuesday is filled with lots of cuddles and good food. I'm glad that we get a do-over with our ordinary Wednesday - we'll work out, make dinner and I'll fight the cats for space next to Jeremy while we blaze through 30 Rock on Netflix.

But tonight - no gluten.

P.S. I do not actually have a gluten intolerance - especially when it comes to cupcakes.

8 comments:

  1. This is hilarious. The curse of the celebratory meal! It gets me every time...

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  2. Please help me have the will to make my average Tuesday involve P90X. I promised myself I would at least do the ab ripper tonight. Instead, I ate Valentine's day chocolates.

    And... there goes Wednesday.

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  3. I feel for ya and I understand. No worries though. We watched Chopped on TV and that was that. And I too fought with a fat cat for some real estate next to the husband on the couch. I won. Sucka!

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  4. I NEED to make that soup! Yum...
    So last night, we went for dinner at friends, and he made a chili from the Well Fed cookbook-- & I got to see it in real life-- it looks awesome Kathleen! I was like "my friend designed it!"
    Ok, that is all :) xx

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  5. hehe aw, well at least you can always start over.

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  6. we caught up on shameless and i roasted a chicken. thank god i kept it gluten free or there would have been BIG TROUBLE!

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  7. We had a similar problem over here, but the culprit was too much tuna steak!

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  8. This is the perfect description of married life. I'm convinced Hollywood stars have such scintillating romantic lives because they never eat. Being full so quickly kills my mood.

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